Non-Jews are for practice
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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