i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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