arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
i think im in europe. pls send help
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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