so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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