ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Green mimosas i think yes
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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