dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
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My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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