Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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