I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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