I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
True strength comes from lack of pants
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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