i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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