people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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