I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Randomize