The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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