His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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