I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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