My hand turned me down
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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