I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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