oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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