Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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