Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
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You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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