Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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I understand Curling. That high.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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