im having a threesome with these popsicles
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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