Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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