sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
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i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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