Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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