i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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