Nicole vs. Life
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
someone owes me an orgasm
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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