I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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