i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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