; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
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it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
how drunk are you?
Several
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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