He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Bring me that man meat
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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