Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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