fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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