problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Your dad touched me again.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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