if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
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I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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