Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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