when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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