Hey man sorry I got all grabby
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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