actually, I'm a sock model
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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