Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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