So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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