That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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