So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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