it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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