There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize