cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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