oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Oh god it's open bar.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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