Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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