just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
did you just send me my own nude
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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