His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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