I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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