i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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