I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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